are your pants on fire?

I just got this message on okcupid:

Would you interested in chatting? Ich sprechen Deuctschen.

Poor grammar in two languages turns me on! Yeah baybee! But no, you don't speak German, dude (the correct sentence would be "Ich spreche Deutsch" for you non German speakers). Why lie about something like that? To someone who really does speak that language?? Someone you're hoping to impress??? People are so weird.